when i was driving with my friend erica last week we kinda, sorta, maybe, certainly hit a pedestrian.
but only very softly, and it was definitely the pedestrian’s fault.
…
just 3 days later i was on the phone with my friend blair and she was almost (just 3 inches away) hit by a car as she was walking ON THE SIDEWALK.
this time, it was definitely the car’s fault.
cars are not supposed to drive on sidewalks.
cars are not supposed to drive on sidewalks.
…
my commute home from work doubled overnight with the arrival of daylight savings.
(or maybe the departure of daylight savings… i can never remember which is where)
(or maybe the departure of daylight savings… i can never remember which is where)
apparently no one remembers how to drive faster than 5 miles per hour in the dark.