michael bought a big bag of sour patch kids and agreed to give me every single red one since those are the only ones that i like (even though the reds are his favorites too).
michael dumped the whole bag out to sort out the reds for me and looky-looky what he found! it’s a sour patched sweedish fish!!!
not only did i get the honor of eating this abnormality, but was also handed over the rest of the reds, as promised.